The Horror! THE HORROR! The Green Bin!!!!!!!
|I have seen the face of evil...and it is green.|
I had the dubious pleasure of adding the last batch of food/waste to the bin the night before garbage day. It had been unbelievably hot that week. A heat dome as they called it (dumbest name ever) was covering like a billion square miles over North America. So, crazy heat and humidity plus rotting food equals perfect breeding ground for....wait for it......MAGGOTS. Thousands of them! On the lid, in the bin, crawling on the handle....The Horror! THE HORROR! The Green Bin!!!!!!!
|I kinda looked like this|
I'm pretty sure the experts didn't intend for the mantra to be "Reduce, Reuse and Retch", but the Green Bin may be the perfect re branding opportunity.